“The main plank of this
campaign is secession from the United States. I know people say this or that
is no panacea, but I’ve
been thinking about this one for a while. Secession is
a panacea. It would add billions to the California budget without raising
taxes, and it would get those red state bible-thumpers off our ass.”
Vote for Shapiro is a Vote for Secession
Reasons to secede from the United States:
abortions for everyone.
M instead of spending $500 from the average California taxpayer on virginity classes in Texas, spend it on something fun in California.
M bring our soldiers back from Iraq so they can defend California from the hegemonic United States military.
M no Christian Taliban in Washington telling us how bad we are.
M California universal medical insurance gives our businesses an advantage over businesses in other states.
develop an energy policy that involves more than drilling in Alaska.
M a legalized California marijuana industry provides high quality product to the world.
M marriage for gays only. Straight couples have the same legal rights if they register, but no kissing in public.
M eminent domain only to be used to take WalMart buildings for low cost housing and abortion clinics.
M support for scientists who actually experiment and find out stuff.
M no tax breaks for children, churches or SUV’s.
M oil company and church tax revenues will provide free college educations for all Californians.
friendly relations with Cuba and Venezuela provide Californians with good
cigars, a safe oil supply, and Carribean vacations.
M California Supreme Court justices Angela Davis and Jon Stewart.
M new speed limit, 180 miles per hour.
What do we need them for?
Highlights of the Schwarzenegger
election against Gray Davis
vetoing gay marriage
defunding California education
power-grab election against public workers
executing Tooky Williams
pretending to be moderate
massively increasing California’s debt
If Schwarzenegger doesn’t have the guts to tell the federal government where to get off, Elisha Shapiro certainly can.
Why are these men ruling California?
What can you do to help our campaign?
M get petitions signed
M arrange a campaign stop in your city
M show your friends how to write-in Shapiro for Governor
Campaign at: National Nihilist Party
This is the envelope
which holds your ballot.
How to write-in
Shapiro for Governor